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Life Goes On... and
on... Part Deux
7 November 2007
Still cold here in China - and
no signs of it getting warmer for a long time. Longer
than I would like to think about tolerating - but alas, I am
going to have to become acclimated. Fortunately, the
heat in the apartment is quite adequate. One of the
teachers here hadn't figured out that the air conditioner
was also a heat pump so she was out buying a lot of extra
clothing and suffering the cold in silence. I don't
want to say that she is a big woman, but suffice to say that
she has had to go to the men's department at the local
department store to find clothes that would fit her. I
refuse to give into the impulse and state that she has been
buying clothes that are 3 to 4 times larger than what I
would have to buy as I forget the politically correct word
to use in such an instance or situation. She is a nice
enough old girl though - friendly and all. Here in
Asia, it can be lonely for a foreign woman, but she is
holding up quite well. She has discovered a couple,
thee other foreign women to associate with, and of course,
her Chinese advisor is doing what she can to help her fit
in.
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The education system here in China
is not much different from the
educational system that I discovered
in other Asian countries. One
difference is there appears to be a
greater emphasis on memorization of
things. I have seen students
memorizing everything from daily
lessons on up to various words in
the dictionary. I know that I
wouldn't last long in that
environment - having to memorize
things word for word. |
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In this edition's
picture, you can see two of the students
studying - outside in the freezing cold.
This is a common sight around the campus -
students going off alone and trying to memorize
the day's lessons. It's not surprising
that none of the students that I have talked to
see much sense in the practice or the
requirement. Somewhere in the annals of
Chinese Educational History there must be a
reason for requiring students to memorize so
much, but I'm not really inclined to research
the issue.
A couple of weeks
ago I received what I presumed was meant to be a
bit of a party or something like that. First, I
received a personally delivered, handwritten
invitation to attend "Happy English Corner" at
Wen Feng Garden here at the University on a
Sunday afternoon. First reaction:
Damn! There goes my Sunday afternoon.
Second reaction: When I was invited to
judge a speech contest earlier, I received a 100
Yuan phone card as a "thank you" gift for
donating my time. (Given that I hate
telephones and hardly use mine, that should last
me about a year or so.) Maybe I will get
something out of it all after all.
Despite my
reactions, I decided to comply with the
invitation and honor them with my presence.
I arrive there, to be greeted by a large number
of students and a large contingency of Chinese
officials - some teachers and some that I had
never seen before. There were 5 students
there, dressed in traditional Chinese formal
dresses which are obligatory during ceremonies
that are to include some pomp and circumstance.
(Asian culture - not just Chinese.) Of
course, being well prepared and so unaccustomed
to doing "touristy things," I hadn't brought my
camera to record this event. I reckon that
I am just to acclimated to these types of things
that I don't really think that they are special
any more - though it is debatable if I ever did
think that they were special.
First there was
the obligatory speeches by five of the Chinese
dignitaries, which must have been good because
the students laughed a bit and of course gave
nice rounds of applause. Me? I had
no idea at all about what they were talking
about - but I'm used to that anymore. I
just smile a lot when everyone laughs, and
applaud when they applaud. 'Tis something
like feeling like a total idiot, but "fitting
in."
Finally, I was
called to the front. I must admit that I
felt a tad bit out of place since all the
dignitaries and even some of the students were
rather dressed up. There I was wearing an
older jacket, blue jeans, and a pull over shirt
advertising the Irish Clock back in Udon Thani.
Hell, I had no idea this was going to be some
fancy thing. More stuff was said in
Chinese, and then finally, one of the students
decided that it was time to interpret this part
into English.
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In so
many words (not a direct quote, for
sure) they thanked me for coming to
the Happy English Corner (something
that I wasn't exactly happy about at
that point) and how happy they were
that I was a foreign teacher at the
University. About that time I
was starting to feel like a big old
turkey on Thanksgiving morning
getting all buttered up for the big
roast. I knew the "stuffing"
was going to soon commence and it
was too late for me to do anything
about it.
Then,
one of the girls in the traditional
Chinese dresses approached me with a
silver platter that had a book on it
- as seen to the right. My
experience in Asia told me that this
was the "stuffing part." More
was said in Chinese, and then the
student interpreter said:
"Congratulation Mr. Doc. You
are appointed as an instructor of
the Foreign Language Club." |
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"Bloody hell," I
thought. "This is one appointment that I could
have done without." Oh yes, you can be
assured that I am going to treasure this
appointment. This is very much akin to the
Godfather coming up to you some dark evening and
saying "Ehhh. I have an offer you-ah
can't-ah refuse-ah." The only thing I
didn't get was a kiss on the cheek.
Believe me - I
made it clear to them that I would accept this
appointment providing that it wasn't cold
outside - since this English Club is held out
side every - yes every - Sunday afternoon for
two hours. I think that they understood me
clearly, because they all smiled a lot and
nodded there heads, and smiled even more.
And yes, last Sunday afternoon, I thought that
it was too cold - but they didn't. The
turkey is getting cooked.
With the weather
being cold and quite often wet - but mostly cold
and windy - I have been pretty well confined to
my apartment. As a result, I don't get out
as much as I would have possibly liked to.
We finally got one more television channel -
CCTV9 - the only Chinese station that is
broadcast entirely in English. Great for
information about China - wonderful travelogues
and history programs. But, still - all
news - CCTV9, BBC and CNN doesn't allow for much
variety. Next week, weather permitting of
course, I am going to have to break down and buy
a good DVD player and start stocking up on
counterfeit DVDs for entertainment for the long,
cold winter that is anticipated. Regular
DVDs simply don't exist - as far as I know.
Then again - why would I shell out the
equivalent of $15 for a real DVD when I can buy
a dodgy one - that may or may not work - for the
equivalent of $1.
I did get out one
afternoon to visit the local Shipping College
about 10 km from here at the invitation of
another teacher I met. Apparently they
teach a lot of theoretical things about shipping
there, but they also have a ship to practice
some of the theories on. OK - not a real
ship - but one made entirely out of bricks and
mortar. Since the college is quite some
distance from the shipping lanes - and any water
to speak of - I reckon this was a better
alternative then bringing a real ship in.
Once again, to avoid looking like a tourist, I
didn't take a camera. Actually - I do need
to break down and go and buy a decent digital
camera. The one that I have has too many
limitations.
My classes here at
the University are going good - though I still
wish that I had a few more to teach. They
seem to be quite popular with the students, as
each week I keep on getting students from other
majors wanting to join my classes. Also
have two classes now where Chinese professors
attend on a regular basis to improve their
English. Much different than in Thailand
where the Thai teachers wouldn't be caught dead
attending a foreign teacher's class to practice
or learn English.
The Chinese
students are all (for the most part) very
willing to learn and want to practice their
English. I continually have students
wanting to come to my apartment to visit and
students wanting me to go to eat with them and
just talk with them. For the eating side
of things - I have gone with a few of the
students and am pleased to report that they are
all willing to pay for my meal. I of
course, do not protest too much - just enough to
be polite. They don't have much money I
know - but I don't want to reverse the roles and
start buying for them because then I would be
broke rather quickly. Now, if I can just
get them to take me to Captain's Bar where they
serve Western food...
Before I came to
Nantong, I had read that the food is terrible.
"Terrible" is a nice way to describe it. A
very nice way. Even students from other
parts of China complain about the food here in
Nantong. Meals here consist of primarily
starch - noodles, more noodles and more noodles.
Fat noodles. Thin noodles. Flat
noodles. Round noodles. Very little
meat. Damned few vegetables. Went to
the cafeteria tonight with a couple of students
and had the chop suey. A big pile of
noodles, some small pieces of onion, a couple of
green pepper slices and what I think was some
celery, a few small, thin pieces of beef, and a
sauce. It wasn't chop suey like I know
chop suey. It was more like poor man's
spaghetti. Even the stuff in a can from
Chef BoyArDee - or whoever it is - would have
been better. Other options are soup - read
as hot water possibly poured over a small piece
of chicken - with dumplings. Mostly
dumpling, with maybe a small piece of meat
wrapped in it. Has me thinking that I
might go to Beijing in January to get some real
Chinese food. The food in Shanghai, from
what I have heard, isn't much better than that
here in Nantong. I can't help but think
sometimes that Nantong would be one great place
to open a Chinese restaurant - a real Chinese
restaurant.
What is amazing is
that meat at the stores isn't really that
expensive. Vegetables aren't all that
expensive either - if you can figure out what
some of them actually are. The fruit is
fresh and cheap too. The oranges are so
fresh that they still have the tree leaves on
them. Grapefruit are huge here - almost as
big as a soccer ball. Only thing that I
can figure out is that the people just prefer a
lot of noodles. How they stay so thin with
all that starch is beyond me.
That's about all
for this time around. Nothing much
exciting or interesting is happening these days.
About the only thing exciting planned for next
week is going out and buying a DVD player and a
warm jacket or coat. I can do it the hard
way and go and try to do it all by myself - or
take a Chinese with me to do the
interpretations. Ah, hell, I need some
excitement in my life.
The Old Codger

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