After a bit of a tour of the new campus, I
realized that some of my fears of being stuck
out in the middle of nowhere were somewhat
exaggerated. There is a complete shopping
area complete with restaurants and what not (not
sure what all the "what not" comprises of as
many of the shops were closed) but I did see a
couple of beer advertisements. By complete
shopping area, I mean shoe stores, a large
grocery store, restaurants, laundry, DVD
rentals, post office, etc. etc. In short,
the University is a mini-city that is supported
by all of the essential conveniences - right out
there in the middle of nowhere. Needless
to say, I was feeling a bit better about things
- and having been lied to.
Lie number two:
They had told me that I was going to be teaching
16 hours a week. Let's change that to
teaching 16 classes a week - but for the first
month it is only 12 classes a week. Their
idea of an "hour" is actually only 40 minutes.
So, that means that I am going to be working
only about 10.5 hours a week rather than 16
hours a week. That is going to be hard to
take, but I guess that I can live with it.
Don't really have much choice in the matter.
The teaching isn't going to be all that
difficult from what I can figure out so far.
All of the class rooms are computer equipped and
have every teaching aid that is known to man.
Hell, I am going to have a bit of a learning
curve - OK - a big learning curve on that since
in Thailand we had absolutely nothing to help us
with teaching - other than the ability to roll
up some papers to swat unruly students with.
Unfortunately, as I kind of expected since I
couldn't get a definitive answer from them
before, they don't really have any text books
for teaching English. It is up to the
teacher to develop his or her own materials.
Upon hearing that, I was quite happy that I had
saved all of my teaching materials from Thailand
- and spent hours scanning much of the materials
into my computer for future use. I had
also collected a fairly large amount of books
and such - about 24 kg (52 lbs) and spent 8,000
Baht to ship those to China via UPS. So,
with all that I have, I am going to be going in
quite prepared.
Lie number three: The salary that
they said that they were going to be paying me
turned out to be wrong. It is actually a
bit more than what I was quoted. Not going
to complain about that lie too much. The
taxes are going to kill me on that increase
though! Going to have to pay about 50 Yuan
per month for income taxes from what they told
me.
The campus is huge - spread out quite a bit.
But the school told me that they would provide
me with a bicycle to get around with.
Might nice of them - should be quite a sight to
see a person my size riding around on some
little Chinese bicycle. Last time that I
tried to ride a bicycle was in Thailand and kept
on hitting my chin with my knees on that one.
Before that was about a decade ago when some
friends and I took a bicycle ride around
Amsterdam. That trip about killed me.
Only thing that I could find to cure the muscle
aches and strains was copious pints of Guinness.
After giving it all some thought and
consideration, I think that I will instead
invest in an electric scooter - practically
everyone around here has some form or variation
of one. Price isn't too bad for one that
should be big enough to haul me around - 2,800
Yuan - about $350. That should allow me to
"escape" the "Campus City" once in awhile and
partake of Western food and companionship down
at the Captain's and a few other places that I
have discovered. I can also claim that I am
doing something for the environment and doing my
best to stop global warming.
One nice thing is that the level of English of
those that I have had contact with so far is
quite good. The Dean of the Foreign
Studies Department - my boss I reckon - speaks
very good English - for the most part. We
had only one minor misunderstanding when I asked
if there was a dress code for teachers (me
thinking that I might be forced to wear a tie
and all that crap) and he started digging around
in his desk to give me his business card.
Turns out that there is no dress code for
teachers, to which I breathed a sigh of relief.
They couldn't tell me how big the campus
actually is - nor how many students are on this
one campus. On all three campuses here -
it is something like 30,000 students according
to them. Given the infrastructure of the
campus, plus all of the stores and what not, I
would estimate that the campus population will
be in the neighborhood of 10,000. Not sure
what the boy - girl ratio is, but I suspect that
there may be more girls there than boys.
At least I saw more girls today than I did boys.
Of
course - it must be added that in at least one
way - China is no different than Thailand.
My initial appointment was made on Thursday last
week. It was initially to be on Friday
morning at 11:00. Then they called back
and said that Friday was not good, so it would
have to be on Monday at 11:00. So, this
morning, already having reached the conclusion
that there are similarities to Thailand, I
called to confirm the appointment for this
morning at 11:00. After a bit of
stuttering, my contact advised me that 11:00 was
too late. I'm thinking that it would all
be put off until tomorrow - but she then asked
if 2:30 today would be OK. In Thailand to
explain things like this we would simply say -
"TIT" - This Is Thailand. For here, the
phrase will be "TIC" - This Is China.
Phrases like that do make things bearable and
even, almost, understandable.
So, bearing in mind that this is China, I might
be able to move into my new apartment by Friday
or Saturday. That will give me about a
week to explore the new campus and get
orientated. The school is giving me my
very own assistant - young and cute at that -
that will help me with every aspect of living
here.
So, despite the lies, things should be quite
good. :-) Can't really complain
about the way things have turned out.
Next letter will be out in a day or two.