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The First Day of Classes
3 September 2007
Once again, The Old Codger is
left with the feeling that he is living and working in
heaven. After teaching for three and a half years in
Thailand, I am wondering why I spent so much time there
banging my head against the wall - both literally and
figuratively. The only drawback is that the 80 minutes
that I was in the classroom went by way too fast.
First of all - the class room
was a dream. Every computer assisted teaching tool
imaginable. A complete sound lab - equipped with all
sorts of resources. At each table for the students,
there are head sets and microphones and a computer monitor.
Two students for each monitor. No white board
(the newer version of the black board) - but instead an over
head projector that goes through the teaching computer and
the information on the projector is transmitted to the
student's monitor. No excuses for the students not
being able to see what is being shown to them. And of
course, the biggest blessing - the room is air conditioned.
No more sweating like a pig like back in Thailand.
The first
class: English majors in their Junior
year at the University. I was surprised -
very pleasantly so - at how good their English
was. Not perfect - but damned good for
starters. Their English was much better
than many of the English teachers that I have
met in Thailand. They all spoke loudly,
clearly and slowly. Some pronunciations
were off a bit - and there was some problem with
the tenses - but it was all minimal and nothing
major. A total of 18 students - 17 girls
and one boy. A highly manageable class
load.
To say that they
were talkative would be an understatement.
I start out new classes doing an evaluation of
their abilities - to find out how well they can
speak English combined with their abilities to
express thoughts. I do this by writing
down 8 simple statements:
Name Age Where from? Brothers & Sisters? Hobbies? Pets? Boyfriend / Girlfriend / Husband / Wife? Why (chosen major) English?
These students all talked for an average of 2
and a half minutes each! And, they all
spoke clearly, slowly enough and loud enough to
be heard and understood. That is when I
started to feel like I was in heaven. Can
this really be possible I wondered?
Granted, one could pick up that the students had
had various types of conversations drilled into
them because some of the things that were said
sounded a bit "caned" but all in all, I couldn't
really find any fault.
I
was a bit surprised at three of the responses
that I got from the last question: Why
teach English? Three of the students
freely admitted that they really didn't want to
really teach English, but were doing it because
their parents or family told them that they
should become teachers. One wanted to
actually be in television, and work as a hostess
on some sort of television program. The
second one wanted to go into journalism.
The third one didn't really state what she
wanted to go into - other than "be a clerk" - and because of time
constraints, I didn't push the issue with her.
Two of them regretted majoring in teaching, but
were sticking it out until they get their
degree, and then they will, hopefully, be able
to go on to what they want to do. About three of the students wanted to be
teachers because one or both of their parents
were teachers. One of them gave the
perfect reason, I thought: Because
teachers get a lot of holidays so they can do
other things when not teaching. The
majority of them did state that another reason
was because teachers are highly respected in
Chinese society - more-so than any
other profession. (Their words, not mine.)
The second half of
the class was devoted to giving the students an
opportunity to get to know me - which they
accomplished by asking me a number of different
questions. I was a bit surprised at the
forwardness of some of the questions as they
were typically so "un-Asian" in nature.
Direct. No shyness. It was a relief
not having to drag questions out of the students
as had been necessary in Thailand. After
that, I branched off into something that I had
never done before.
In talking with
another teacher who had taught here last year
the other night, I had been led to believe that
the best way to teach the students was to play a
lot of games with them and show them a lot of
movies. In other words, nothing serious.
The students who are studying with a foreign
teacher are taking the class as an elective -
rather than a required course. As a
result, they were reported to expect some
"lee-way." Whilst I do know a number of
"games" that can be played, I am also of the
opinion that they have limited benefit in the
learning process. Rather than using a game
to teach - it should be used to break the
monotony of the class room environment from time
to time.
I knew that it
would be futile to ask any Chinese directly
associated with the faculty what I should
possibly do, as I would receive a very
non-committal and vague answer best stated as:
"It is up to you." That could also signal
to them that I am not confident in what I am
doing - and hence 'inexperienced' (despite them
knowing full well that I have never taught at
the University level) which would or could merit
them closely scrutinizing what I was doing.
Another thing that I have learned teaching in
Asia is that if the students are happy with the
teacher, then the teacher will receive high
ratings with everyone. It is kind of one
of those "out of sight, out of mind" situations.
So, I simply
decided to ask the students what they expected
from me. I gave them about five minutes,
working in pairs, to come up with their vision
of the ideal class. The results were a bit
different from what I had been led to believe by
the other teacher. Even though watching
some movies and playing some games were on their
lists, so too were things like practice oral
skills, listening exercises, discussions about
culture and just general discussions. And
so, it is now quite simple for me to plan a
syllabus of sorts for this particular class.
In short, my first class of the week should be
quite simple and easy to plan for - and easy to
get through.
One thing that I
find amazing about Asian schools is the under
usage of technology. Teachers still - here
in the 21st Century - are keeping paper records
of grades, attendance and student's names.
That also means that the teacher must also
manually calculate each student's grade and
attendance record at the end of the term.
The grade books are difficult to use as there is
not enough space to enter all of the necessary
information. This in turn leaves room for
errors to be made. However, I must admit
that the books here are much easier to use than
those that I experienced in Thailand.
It shouldn't
surprise anyone that this does not have to be.
After all, databases can be created fairly
quickly - that is something that even the Old
Codger can do. Surprisingly - or not so
surprising - depending on one's perspective -
there are even free ware programs that can do
everything that needs to be done. One
program - the best one that I tried - has a
"Pro" edition that can be purchased for $30
which does enhance the program considerably.
Naturally, I am going to see if the school will
accept the results from this program rather than
requiring everything to be entered by hand.
I shall see how progressive they are. (For
teachers that may be reading this,
contact
me if you
would like information about this particular
program.)
Naturally, my
entire schedule was given to me in Chinese.
Fortunately, someone from the Dean's Office had
quickly explained everything for me - so I think
that I have it all figured out now. This
does give me the advantage of some of the other
teachers - they haven't been given any advance
information at all. Certainly does make me
happy that I had showed up here earlier than the
others.
I am teaching 8
different classes - all Oral English. Six
of the classes are for Juniors, majoring in
English Teaching, Foreign Trade, or English
Translation. Two classes are Freshmen -
one class majoring in English Teaching and the
other one in Foreign Trade. Class sizes
average 33 students - which is a manageable
number - a far cry from the 50 to 55 students I
had in Thailand. The classes are about 97%
female to 3% male. Lowered testosterone
levels can enhance the teaching experience!
As I stated in a
previous edition, (Lies,
Lies and More Lies) even though my contract
states that I am teaching 16 hours a week, a
period is only 40 minutes long. With each
class then, I teach them for 2 periods back to
back - 40 minutes - a 10 minute break - and then
another 40 minutes for a total of 80 minutes a
week. Not very difficult to handle.
So, the schedule is quite simple now:
Monday: 1
class: 7:50 - 9:20 AM Tuesday: 2 classes: Start at 7:50 and
finish at 11:10 AM Wednesday: 2 classes: Start at 7:50
and finish at 11:10 AM Thursday: 1 class: 7:50 - 9:20 AM Friday: 1 class: 7:50 - 9:20 AM and 1
class: 3:50 - 5:20 PM
The Friday schedule is rather hard to deal with.
It means that I will miss about 1 hour of Happy
Hour at the Captain's Bar. That is one
less pint of highly affordable beer per week!
Oh, gloom, despair and agony on me... It
just never has been easy being me!
Actually though, in all honesty - despite my
lamenting about the Happy Hour issue on Fridays
- I can't complain about the schedule. The
University actually offers classes from 7:00 PM
until 9:20 PM. Now, that could really
ruin a Friday night!
As stated, all of
the information given to me is written in
Chinese - which includes the student's names.
Student's names are actually only 2 to 3 Chinese
characters which should give an indication of
how difficult it is to read Chinese. One
Chinese character can have many different
meanings. Guess I won't be learning how to
read much Chinese. Fortunately, for us
poor foreign teachers that can't read a bit of
Chinese, each student has an identification
number for each class. To make it even
easier to decipher, all of the identification
numbers are in sequential order and consist of
10 numbers. But wait! It gets
even easier: Here in China, all of
the students adopt an English nick name - such
as Jane, Mary, Sandy, Jenny, Ed, Sam, etc.
There is just enough space in the grade book to
write their English name. This is so much
easier than in Thailand, where each student was
given a Thai nickname, like Oui (pronounced as
Oy - not the French "we") Took, Boom, etc.
Many of the Thai nicknames were difficult to
pronounce because they did not follow any of the
phonetic English rules.
The student name
lists can be pasted into the grade book which
makes entering the initial information quite
easy. Entering in the English names is
also easy - have the student find their name in
the list and have them print their English name.
Don't have an English name - we'll give you one.
Don't know how it can get much easier than that.
In conclusion,
ultimately, the first day was a piece of cake.
I wasn't worried about to be honest - guess that
comes from a lot of experience facing new
students once every six weeks.
Fortunately, there is not much difference
between Chinese and Thai students. I
anticipate that tomorrow will be just as easy
given that my two classes are all upper levels,
so their English abilities should be quite good.
Of course, as in everything in life - especially
here in Asia - always expect the unexpected and
have a contingency plan.
The Old Codger

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